Posted 2 years ago

I live a Timmy Turner life

wickedly-despicable:

apantlessblogger:

Friends: Where’d you meet these people?

Me:


that awkward moment when you realize how true that is.

(Source: kingofhells)

Posted 2 years ago
//Hey. Hey. Hey. I love you more. ; u ;<3
buttermeupaniki-deactivated asked

[[Heyyyyyy. ;_; <333 NO WAY. Iloveyoumore! ;; <333]]

Posted 2 years ago

Miracles

bossmericanslosethegame:

Are because of 69… That is all

(Source: king-gayger)

Posted 2 years ago

What now?

Posted 2 years ago
ghostlyknight:

My daily schedule.

ghostlyknight:

My daily schedule.

Posted 2 years ago
Posted 2 years ago
shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:

shark-bait-daryan:


Oh, the usual. Sleeps with guys too. Got a bunch of pairings with other-universe people. But this is all stuff that doesn’t apply to Daryan as you see him here.
For that he ought to thank me.

Nnnhhhhhhhhhghhhh….


That’s so sexy, it makes me wanna cry.


Feel free.


&#8230; *sob*

shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:

shark-bait-daryan:

Oh, the usual. Sleeps with guys too. Got a bunch of pairings with other-universe people. But this is all stuff that doesn’t apply to Daryan as you see him here.

For that he ought to thank me.

Nnnhhhhhhhhhghhhh….

That’s so sexy, it makes me wanna cry.

Feel free.

… *sob*

Posted 2 years ago
shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:

shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:


Geez, I know, right?
You heard what he said, Daryan~~


I mean, c’mon! The guy sleeps around freely! Practically tries to sex up any chick he comes across. And don’t mention my AUs I’ve had him do!

I will end you, Wind-man.


Woah, man, I know, right? …GEEZ. What was the AUs like? Tell mee~?

YOU CAN’T END HIM, HE CONTROLS YOU.


Oh, the usual. Sleeps with guys too. Got a bunch of pairings with other-universe people. But this is all stuff that doesn’t apply to Daryan as you see him here.
For that he ought to thank me.

Nnnhhhhhhhhhghhhh….


That&#8217;s so sexy, it makes me wanna cry.

shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:

shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:

Geez, I know, right?

You heard what he said, Daryan~~

I mean, c’mon! The guy sleeps around freely! Practically tries to sex up any chick he comes across. And don’t mention my AUs I’ve had him do!

I will end you, Wind-man.

Woah, man, I know, right? …GEEZ. What was the AUs like? Tell mee~?

YOU CAN’T END HIM, HE CONTROLS YOU.

Oh, the usual. Sleeps with guys too. Got a bunch of pairings with other-universe people. But this is all stuff that doesn’t apply to Daryan as you see him here.

For that he ought to thank me.

Nnnhhhhhhhhhghhhh….

That’s so sexy, it makes me wanna cry.

Posted 2 years ago
shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:


Geez, I know, right?
You heard what he said, Daryan~~


I mean, c’mon! The guy sleeps around freely! Practically tries to sex up any chick he comes across. And don’t mention my AUs I’ve had him do!

I will end you, Wind-man.


Woah, man, I know, right? &#8230;GEEZ. What was the AUs like? Tell mee~?

YOU CAN&#8217;T END HIM, HE CONTROLS YOU.

shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:

Geez, I know, right?

You heard what he said, Daryan~~

I mean, c’mon! The guy sleeps around freely! Practically tries to sex up any chick he comes across. And don’t mention my AUs I’ve had him do!

I will end you, Wind-man.

Woah, man, I know, right? …GEEZ. What was the AUs like? Tell mee~?

YOU CAN’T END HIM, HE CONTROLS YOU.

Posted 2 years ago
shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:

shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:


NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
And, both~


I—!!

Well I could understand your sentiments, then. Both Daryan and I are quite handsome, if I do say so myself.


Yep, you guys are totally smoking!


Now, if Daryan here would just admit to being a slut, we could all live in happiness.

The hell did you just say…?!


Geez, I know, right?
You heard what he said, Daryan~~

shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:

shark-bait-daryan:

lordrice:

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


And, both~

I—!!

Well I could understand your sentiments, then. Both Daryan and I are quite handsome, if I do say so myself.

Yep, you guys are totally smoking!

Now, if Daryan here would just admit to being a slut, we could all live in happiness.

The hell did you just say…?!

Geez, I know, right?

You heard what he said, Daryan~~